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Post by Generals GM (Pete) on Feb 25, 2015 21:20:15 GMT -5
See if you can guess who I am: I play the rarest of positions for an offensive force Over the last 9 years I have averaged 81.6 runs a season, my highest being 107 Over the last 9 years I have averaged 18.7 HRs a season, my highest being 30 Over the last 9 years I have averaged 79.7 RBIs a season, my highest being 103 Over the last 9 years I have averaged 17.4 SBs a season, my highest being 32 My career batting average is .271 Not that it matters for fantasy, but I have several gold gloves. And yes, I am a starting middle infielder. Did you guess me? I am Brandon Phillips, starting 2B for the Reds. My current owner says I don't fit into his rebuild plans, he isn't a bad guy but he says I need to find a new home. Yes, I know I had a down season last year, but my thumb hurt real bad and limited my playing time. But read the news, I am healthy aand ready to go, and I am still only 33 years young. I know my salary is a bit high ($12.0 / $13.0 / $14.0) but hey, a guy's gotta eat, and have you seen some of those prices people are paying in free agency lately?? Anyway, if I am on your team, I promise I will do better. So if you are interested give my current owner Pete a ring, he is a nice guy and very reasonable. Thanks and hope to see you soon. Sincerely Yours, Brandon PhillipsBrandon Phillips
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2015 9:06:33 GMT -5
LMFAO!
Very nice.
Still not buying.
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Post by Generals GM (Pete) on Feb 26, 2015 10:40:03 GMT -5
LMFAO! Very nice. Still not buying. Well, you have a nice big hole open at MI, so just let me know when you are ready! Brandon's bags are packed and ready to go. Unless you gave all your allowance to Yasmany. Somebody out there needs B Phillips.
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